it's better than studying

jokes courtesy of tiny mix tapes:

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Tha drizzle!
-Tim Harrington

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her.
-Steve Brown

Q: What did 50 cent say when he saw his grandmother knitting a pair of socks??
A: Gee you knit??
-Mark Richardson

Q: What's the hardest part of rollarblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
-Patrick Hillman

So this girl walks into a bar and tells the bartender she wants a double entendre, so the bartender gives it to her. -Savingboyw