Monday, July 31, 2006

goodbye, julie

i'd wish you good luck, but i don't think you need it.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Monday, July 24, 2006

la la la

this is why i'm not allowed out of LA too often.

man

i accidently bought tickets to see al green and hot chip on the same night.

oh well. i guess it's not really that much of a dilemma. sorry, hot chip. i'm going with the reverend. i'm sure you'll make someone on craigslist very happy.

if it's going to stay this hot out

i'm going to have to buy more skirts.

i also just discovered (after living in it for a year and a half), that my house has air-conditioning. it's not really working at the moment, but i imagine a quick servicing will do the trick.

my room is like a little greenhouse in the summer, and i'm beginning to wilt.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Thursday, July 20, 2006

oink

someone left this on my windshield today


i kind of want to call this person, just to see what it is he actually does.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

creepiest piece of art i've ever seen

still life with stem cells, patricia piccinini


the skin was mottled with tiny little lines and hair.
the little girl seemed like she might look up at any moment.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

two important things i learned this weekend

1) justin timberlake's new album is titled 'futuresex/lovesounds.' i believe he just reserved himself a space on hump island.

2) jodie sweetin (stephanie from full house) will be hosting a new dance show on fuse called 'pants-off dance-off,' which just makes me happy and i don't know why.

Monday, July 17, 2006

wuss

1984, from wussy (1960s), probably an alteration of pussy.

just wondering.

that was so worth it

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

eh fuck it

i'm going.

what to do

on one hand...

i've been looking forward to this weekend for monthes

on the other...

i've got mono

on one hand...

i'd get to see my 12 closest friends from college, altogether, in one place

on the other...

no matter how careful i am, i could infect someone

one one hand...

i'd get to visit a beautiful ranch in colorado - ponies and lakes and wildflowers

on the other hand...

there's a very sweet boy to take care of me here

on one hand...

i'm know i would have fun, despite my illness

on the other...

i can't drink, can't smoke, and tend to get tired and grumpy by 9 o'clock at night


i know that not going is the right thing for my body. i'm just not sure about my mind.

Monday, July 10, 2006

so...

i have mono. yes, mono.

i also have a predisposition towards whining when i'm sick, so i'm going to keep discussion of this little malady to a minimum. no sense in subjecting you all to my proverbial pouty lower lip.

on the brighter side of things, i think i've finally mastered the art of napping.

sarah

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Friday, July 07, 2006

and everybody knows about boing boing, right?

ok, just checking
check out this list of the best free software on the internet. some of it i already have, some of it i don't necessarily like (does picasa take 14 years to load on anyone else's computer?), and some of it i'm definitely going to be checking out (maybe it's time to switch to trillian?). you should too.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

sweating out a fever on a hot summer day sucks

thank god for lemonade, ceiling fans and the imminent approach of nighfall.

Monday, July 03, 2006

more on happiness economics

beyond a certain level, money doesn't make people happy. we've been through this before.

so what does make us happy? as it turns out, regular sex. like, $50,000 dollars worth of happy.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

prefabulous

both muji and ikea now sell prefab houses. can you guess which is which?


the adventures of lenny the liger and zenny the zoniey (part 4)

as lenny strolled the left path as the pepoi the bird said he thought a lot about what was wrong with him inside and maybe what he needed to change. as he was about to give up and just go back home he heard a rather strange noise. it was more of a cayota growing then some strange noise. he peeked throught the bushes and saw a small medium size cayota growing and reddy to attack a samwhat zebra.

lenny jumped right in and roared as loud as he could and stamped his feet and the cayota got so scared he ran off like a bullet. he looked at the zebra and said (hi) "you don't want to eat me i don't taste good" shreaked zenny "i am not going to eat you i was trying to help you" "ow well thanks" said zenny "so what are you "said lenny to the zebra "well this might sound silly but i am a mixed breed...i am not normal i am what you call a zoney you know half pony half zebra (ow)" "enny said "well don't be ashamed i am a mixed breed to a tiger and a lion.."

"that are same" said zenny "so this might sound weird to you but do you wanna be friends i am kind of short on them" said zenny "you know what" said lenny and with one last sigh and finally a smile said "i think will get along perfectly"

the end.