Thursday, June 15, 2006

my dentist is craaaaazy

at first i just thought quirky, but then she launched into this whole dental hygiene analogy in which the bacteria in my mouth are like the taleban in afghanistan, and the cavities are like caves and my toothbrush and floss are ground troops and i guess that makes me george w. bush or something.

what?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Stunning.

hiroshi ryan said...

whoa... that's something I hope to never hear coming out of the mouth of my dentist.

Anonymous said...

The worst thing about dentists talking at all is that usually your mouth is full of stuff and you can't respond. My FORMER dentist regaled me with his neocon views on the Iraq war while he was giving me a root canal. It was not cool.