so i found this on the sidewalk today...

out of laziness and love of series, i am going to post it in three parts. i will make every effort effort to include the original spelling.

the adventures of larry the liger and zenny the zoniey (part I)

one lumeneceint but foggy day laid larry the liger (half lion half tiger). he was sleeping in the midsummer day on a patch of grass that was dead with no life and no water once so ever. of course no other lion wanted this spot. you could only find a reject laying in that spot, and that was what larry was...a reject.

larry looked up at the sky with hope and sighed "please god, if it wasn't too much to ask i like some friends." after he finished sighing to the sky he thought everything would be ok but to his surprise it wasn't. "hey halfbreed, house pet" yelled on dafishing lion and one in the back roared "go on scram get out of here." while showing his teeth. larry had no hestion he did what the dafing lion told him to do...scram and he ran out getting out their way.

on the other side of the mountain there was a big pack of zebras but one of course was not full zebra...he was a zoniey (half zebra and half pony) and his name was zenny. zenny was much like lenny he was a reject and also an outcast. but one day zenny got out of the humiliation pack and headed towards the mountains where he hoped he would meet some friends finally.